A while ago I began compiling a list of, uh, alternative spells for Pathfinder, so basically for D&D.
Having been prompted by Big Jack Brass' recent tweets, I hereby present an extract from that inexplicably-unpublished manuscript, "Inglenook's Lesser-Used Spells"
- Speak to Dead
- Burning Hams
- Disguise Elf
- Ear-Piercing Cream
- Enlarge Parson
- Really Obscure Poison
- Cockling Skull
- Reign of Frogs
- Enter Poe Singh-Han's Big Bees
(yes, I actually have rules for these, but I don't feel like editing them for the blog at 1am and I might try to make them into something publishable)