Necropolitans, episode 14.5: The Seven Chants of Anubis

Returning from the dead (well, the more dead) shouldn't be a simple affair, even when Anubis is your patron. After all, who loves a preposterously-elaborate ceremony more than the gods of ancient Egypt? I have cast the bones of summoning; yea, I have invoked and besought the auspices of ancient hidden powers and made sacrifice at their shadowed shrines. And the One who bears the ren of Greig Johnson bestowed unto me Episode 014.5: The Seven Chants of Anubis. Praise be unto Anubis, the Lord of the Tomb, and unto his harbinger.

Behold his works and rejoice!

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Hell's Rebels, episode 21: Hit points is a state of mind

"I am not a number (of hit points), I am a free, uh, humanoid of some kind."

Reggie and Mal uncover a Plot Device. We accidentally perform a 1970s comedy routine (poor Rexus). A visit to the Museum proves education in different ways than the institution originally anticipated - for example, we learned you should always carry a slashing weapon.

Part 21 of the campaign is now up on Archive.org at Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind.

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2. Episode 001: Number My Thugs
3. Episode 002: Technically She's Goop
4. Episode 003: The Mediaeval Equivalent of a Zimmer Frame
5. Episode 004: Personal Snot Monster
6. Episode 005: By our powers combined
7. Episode 006: There is honour amongst, ah... normal civilians
8. Episode 007: You have it on good medical advice not to lick the ground
9. Episode 008: Mmm, blobs of quivering flesh - my favourite
10. Episode 009: A lot of papier-mâché
11. Episode 010: Kamikaze ferrets and commando weasels
12. Episode 011: It's such a horrible coincidence
13. Episode 012: I think we found our bass player
14. Episode 013: Ego Shattered!
15. Episode 014: Whipping up an alligator stew
16. Episode 015: Sewer brings back bad memories
17. Episode 016: Chaos is one way of describing it
18. Episode 017: NOW she's a ghost
19. Episode 018: A lot of f*cking birdseed
20. Episode 019: Real things said by real people
21. Episode 020: It's like Casper the Friendly Ghost
22. Episode 021: Hit points is a state of mind

Necropolitans, episode 16: He's very badly burned

This episode was retrospectively renumbered (originally 14) due to unearthing missing episodes. Our undead PCs learn more than they really wanted to about the familiaring business, and do some light breaking and entering. Revel in Episode 016: He's very badly burned

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Necropolitans, episode 15: Something that no opposition can ignore

This post has been updated because I unearthed missing recordings, so the previous episode 15 is now ep17. The party unearth a skeletal musician from a mouldering crypt, and also some bone-chewing undead. A diary appears which conveniently explains various parts of what's going on, although not the ones I made up myself - in Episode 015: I will do something that no opposition can ignore.

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