Picture a wildly stereotypical Cyberpunk BBS as your read this
Halondove reporting in, still alive. Today's telltale is "vexed cinnibar precludes wastrel solipsism". You know the drill, gang. Gear and guns, honest impressions, no mercy.
34-Schleiermark frictionless FMJ rounds, .276 - Goes through 4mm nanocomposite like cheap cotton.
Attila Six FMJ AP "Harvester" rounds, .50 - Goes through cheap cotton like 4mm nanocomposite.
Munizioni Milani "Argento-6A" .457 APHC ammunition - An ideal round for the merc who prefers subtlety; just slip your target a few of these to fire, then strike while he's deaf.
Nephilim Industries .620 "T-Rexecuter" carbine - I always meant to get a new shoulder.
DenQo Y14 combat shotgun - Compensate for weight by firing directly upwards.
Erstwhile Industries "Sinister Delta" UV-detailed .44 automatic with sublink targeting feed - The ideal sidearm to ensure nobody considers you a credible threat.
Aleph & Rockman Mk 8 active-cancelled .22 semirail automatic - As silent as a butterfly, and almost as deadly.
Malensky Smith Wesson D-457 "Vulpine" automatic - With micrometer-precision tooling and a striking silhouette, this sidearm is the paperweight you never knew you needed.
Smirnoff SFPZ91 pre-cocked striker-fired 8mm pistol with single-action trigger - Finally, dear wannabes, here's a weapon you can safely tuck into your waistband with minimal risk to your manhood. Couples the heavy-duty industrial chic the lads crave with more jams than a country fair.
VDC "Aftermath Zero" 8" ceramic combat/survival blade - A versatile all-round knife, perfect for the busy chef.
Deerburg "Unyield F2" Multilayer Composite Active Absorption Smartmesh Armourjack - As sweaty as a midnight liaison in a cheap motel bed with a barbershop quartet, and equally obvious to any bystanders.
Sagallou Security Industries VS295G twin-plate ballistic vest in virulent orange with inexplicable Asterix the Gaul design - Exchange the agony of a high-powered round to the T-zone for the agony of everyone seeing you wearing this. Might be worth it. SSI are maybe 5 engineers and a couple of dozen workers in an old police compound in Djibouti; putting out this calibre of gear is genuinely impressive, no sarc.
Alamri Streetwear "Wolf III" polyfibre urban survival boots - Neither cheap nor stylish, tough enough to walk over tungsten-tipped caltrops, and comfy enough not to take off in bed.
Gidson seamless coated neocotton wicking gloves - No fingerprints, no sweaty palms, durable enough to climb pebbledash without a graze, soft enough to read Braille (empirically tested by yours truly), acceptably pricey.
Zulan Vinh programmable memory metal cuffs - Exchange pickable/hackable locks and stealable keys for cuffs that'll fall apart under just the right dose of volts. Interesting tech and the jointless cuffs are good against standard escape methods. How long until countermeasures catch up? Fine for civvies and concealability is nice - walk them inside as bracelets, tools, etc. For prof use, good to double up with conventional restraints.
Haloncat's Frankly Inappropriate Corner
You knew it was coming, and yes, that was deliberate
Denizen Mk4G 9mm x 19 FMJ AP rounds with decomposing pseudobrass - I can also punch through 15mm ceramic (if my arm's not on the fritz), and I'm not neither single-use nor prone to screwing sideways.
Zecker OneCut II 5" mono-edge tungsten-carbide combat knife - I will also tear through ballistic cloth to reach your vulnerable zones, and I'm not illegal in sixty regions.
Merrimor Golden Ticket concealable 900+ frequency crackerjack with smartmetal adaptive interface - I can also jack into an unfamiliar system in under a minute, and I don't secretly report it to QuanLux via an undisclosed phonehome.
Crimson Edge "Dizzonance" combination stunner/intrusion tool - I can also, in the hands of a skilled operator, emit hypersonic frequencies capable of shattering reinforced glass, but getting rattled around isn't enough to set me off.
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