Cheap Lovecraft knockoffs

I had a whimsical surge while getting an international flight, and thus I present the works of Lovecraft on a reduced budget (with apologies to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue).

• The Chemist
• Azathoth - Gesundheit!
• Beyond the Wall of the Back Garden
• The Morning Call of Cthulhu
• The Suitcase of Charles Dexter Ward
• The Collar out of Space
• The Curse of Pig
• The Dairy of Alonzo Typer
• The Train That Came to Sarnath
• The Dreams in the Beach House
• The Dunwich Haulier
• Fax concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
• From Behind
• The Haunter of the Park
• Herbert West—Animator
• In the Walls of Eric's
• The Lurking Beer
• Out of Ian's
• Pickman’s Model Railway

This is actually more difficult than I envisioned, because so many of the titles are pretty mundane to begin with. There are some you could easily treat as low-budget puns (The Shadow over Innsmouth, for example; and indeed The Case of Charles Dexter Ward I only tweaked for clarification) but obviously people won't necessarily get what you're talking about...